poison!

Ok so it wasn't as severe as pictured above; This past Sunday I was poisoned by a fierce opponent on the tennis court - not a Russian politician, but the evil Sun. The sun hates me - i will never be tan. At first I thought I was just really burned. Then yesterday and earlier today I developed large puffs near my inner eyes, making me look crosseyed, and a lovely puff between my brows, causing a fetching cro-magnum (sp?) effect. A steroid shot in the bum this morning fixed all that, and I am feeling better. So wear sunscreen ok? And don't mess with Russian politicians. The End.